First thing first; I think I can get drunk with Coke.
Before I start, let me tell you some of the basics of movie marketing stratagem.
To generate the maximum amount of profit from your movie, it is preferable that you create a franchise out of it.
When you create the first movie, make sure people likes it. Make sure it's unique, and the concept appeals to your client.
For your second movie, ensure that there is a perfect twist to the story. Always make sure that there's a hanging ending so that you can continue with the third movie.
Always end your third movie with something that will make your spectator in awe, craving for another movie.
Once this is done, your movie will have the notoriety and fame, that fans will simply invest their money to watch your upcoming movies regardless whether it is good or not.
And this movie, ladies and gents, implemented the theory word by word from the book.
What I'm trying to say is that, as expected, this movie is a let down. The plot isn't good. Simple, and was meant to be something where you can simply lie back, and all of the sudden, the movie is over.
Bad character development as well. There's dozens of new characters in this movie, and not one of their background was told in a way that could possibly satisfy me.
Oh, and another thing. Usually, it might appeals me if there's naked women in the movie. But, to actually see one in a Disney's movie? That is almost absurd. I'm not trying to be closed minded or something here, but umm.. Last time I checked, Disney aimed their movies to attract adults and kids.
Perhaps I was mistaken or maybe my perverted mind played some sort of a trick, but I don't think parents want their children to understand the 'illusionary' meaning when a women asked a men
" why is it that when we met, you always ended up pointing something at me? "
OK, I'm sure you didn't think something is fishy behind that sentence because I'm sure you are a great person.
But surely you'd felt the fishynes when you saw the mermaids, eh?
Bad things aside, there are some good things about this movie. I absolutely love the costumes. They're wonderful and awesomely great!
And it's an epic movie, I mean, who would hate epic movies?
All in all, I'm giving the movie 6 stars. I was really disappointed.
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