Oldies : Ninja

Cerita lama...Ninja...Zoom in guys!

Mmhm, sudden increase dalam bilangan post membuktikan something.
I don't have anything to do this holidays.  


Well, back to the topic. Untuk movie ni, satu ayat..


Sux.


And yea, it's true.
Movie ni is one of those movies yang everything is about coolness, dan every character dalam novie ni is like
' Hey, look at me, I'm soo buff and macho that it doesnt matter sama ada saya pandai berlakon or not'
 


Which in my opinion, is SANGAT TERUK!


~Sigh~


Same old story telling. Bad guy buat salah, kene buang dojo, bad guy returns untuk balas dendam.
 I mean came on, beribu cerita ninja dekat luar sana, and you still chose the same jalan cerita.
Oh please lahh.



Another thing that I hate is bila orang putih cuba nak buat cerita Eastern. Diorang try untuk buat like the Mat Salleh is always better in everything.
Hello, can we please be a little realistic please, even though its a movie.



I give this movie 4 bintang. Kalau siapa-siapa tanya, ' Oh Hafiz, apa description untuk 4 stars?'



Well, kalau 5 bintang meant ' I would be happier if i didn't waste my money watching it in the cinemas',
then, 4 stars is ' I would be happier if I didn't waste my time watching this sheet'.


4 stars, according to the 'Crap-o-zoidal rule'

         

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows : Part 2

10 years... 10 long years...

...and movie ni sangat mengecewakan.

Selepas 10 tahun, 7 movies, dan satu akil baligh bagi setiap pelakon, THIS isn't how I expected it to end.

  ~Nope, Na'ah~

First of all, banyak sangat cakap. Which is OK, tapi sampai penonton tak ada feeling untuk character tu.
I mean, comeon, kita boleh kira berapa banyak ayat yang Ron and Hermaine (however you spell it) dalam movie ni.

Secondly, I hate  pertarungan antara Voldermolt (again, however u spell it. dang, semua nama dalam cerita ni susah nak eja). No spoilers, but trust me, it sux.
Bukan sux like lame or anything, tapi sux like x berbaloi untuk tunggu 10 tahun.
I mean, some of the previous movies nyer battle lagi cool daripada battle ni.
 ~sigh'~

I miss hermoini (again, pardon the misspell) and they spoil the last movie dengan x tunjuk die.
~double sigh~

all in all, bukan semua x baik. love the effects, the costumes, but movie ni is just not good enough.
Bummer.

And I give this movie 6 stars out of 10

          

Transformers : Dark of the Moon

Someone wishes me to do this blog in malay rojak.

Well, your wish is my command.  

Hi, and selamat datang ke versi baru MyMovies. Yea yea, aku tahu dah terlambat nak cerita pasal benda ni, don't be a critic man, I thought that's my job. 
 I am a family's man, so aku selalu tengok movies-movies besar macam ni with my family. It's fun, and aku recommend korang untuk slalu tengok movies with korang nyer family.
Again, sorry for the late review.

So, dalam episode kali ini, kitorang akan cakap pasal Transformers : Dark Of The Moon.

Check it out!

So, first thing first; aku just kene cakap ni first; AWESOME action. Aku pakai caps bersebab tau. Sebab its AWESOME.

Full action pack untuk 30 minit or more, making aku sit at the edge of tempat duduk aku.
Seriously, kalau bab action, Transformers never seems to be a disappointment, even Transformers 2 yang tak seberapa.

Plus, diorang seemed to ambil pengajaran daripada cerita yang lepas.

 The bad guy isnt that crappy anymore.

Ada banyak moral conflict dalam diri yang jahat and yang baik.
And its about heroes yang actually NAK jadi hero.

Exactly apa yang aku cari dalam sesebuah movie, a reflection of the real life.

setbacks:

Minah baru ni x pandai berlakon.

Well, seriously, dia nampak kaku, like a doll. cantik, but still like a doll.

Aku x dapat nak rasa the feeling of characteristics dalam lakonan die, only macam dia tu minah action with no feelings; macam robot dalam terminator.

TAPI; walaupon aku x nampak; tapi adik aku cakap dia did the whole action scenes berlari......dalam kasut tinggi.  

WOW, I can't even walk in those things. Credits to her, man.

Another setback dalam cerita ni though, is the plot. Its great, jangan salah faham, with ranges of sejarah yang diorang selit-selit kan sana sini seolah-olah menjawab persoalan-persoalan theory konspirasi;

like, kenapa kita dah lama x pergi ke bulan, or apa yang berlaku kat Chernobyl sebenarnye?

But the downside though, is that, plot dia agak kelam kabut. No kidding lah kan, nak pack jalan cerita panjang tu dalam cerita 2 jam (although diorang pon terlebih like 30 minit).

All in all, great movie. salah satu yang terbaik aku tengok this summer (walaupon aku tengok like 2 movies je this summer). Aku reccomend siapa-siapa yang belum tengok cerita ni, untuk tengok. CEPAT, sebelum terlambat!

And aku bagi 8 stars out of 10...syabas syabas..

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Oh yea, aku plan nak tengok movies-movies lama this holiday, so, i would really appriciate suggestions guys. Terimas